Ravenclaw
iwriteblogsnottragedies:

thats-what-bilbo-baggins-hates:

I may not be an Aussie, but as a part of Oceania I do get annoyed with some peoples ignorance for Aussies size.

Biggest Island and Smallest Continent! 

iwriteblogsnottragedies:

thats-what-bilbo-baggins-hates:

I may not be an Aussie, but as a part of Oceania I do get annoyed with some peoples ignorance for Aussies size.

Biggest Island and Smallest Continent! 

 

siobhansnape:

mariuspontmercy:

this is the macca’s australia day ad

you should watch it

Odd sense of pride rn. :P

 

just found out no one has died from a spider bite in australia since 1981???

 

shaggy-and-no-sleeves:

I am Australian

they are not crisps they are chips

they are not fries they are chips

they are not Twisties they are chips

they are not Doritos they are chips

they are not Pringles they are chips

they are not Cheezles they are chips

I am a simple person

do not confuse me with your fancy names

 
ladyallowyn:
 
idiot-legs:

“Lollback said 13 restaurants around the country would change their signage this week as part of the company’s celebrations of Australia Day.
…Australia is the only country in the world that refers to McDonald’s as Macca’s and the restaurant has formally submitted the word to the Macquarie Dictionary for consideration in their next update.”
I was almost going to LOL, but they’re doing this shit FOR AUSTRALIA DAY.Also, FUCK THE MACQUARIE DICTIONARY. 

idiot-legs:

“Lollback said 13 restaurants around the country would change their signage this week as part of the company’s celebrations of Australia Day.

…Australia is the only country in the world that refers to McDonald’s as Macca’s and the restaurant has formally submitted the word to the Macquarie Dictionary for consideration in their next update.”


I was almost going to LOL, but they’re doing this shit FOR AUSTRALIA DAY.
Also, FUCK THE MACQUARIE DICTIONARY. 

 
morganalefaye:

As there is a fire danger today back home, the fire service is sending around these messages.
Trust someone to reply. And get an appropriate reply back.
My friends, I give you Australia.

morganalefaye:

As there is a fire danger today back home, the fire service is sending around these messages.

Trust someone to reply. And get an appropriate reply back.

My friends, I give you Australia.

 

MY MUM JUST WENT OUTSIDE TO MOVE THE CAR INTO THE SHADE AGAIN

AND THE FUCKING ROAD

MELTED THE SOLES OF HER SHOES

 
bless you

bless you

 

crazy ass fire warnings for literally the entire country

packing my harry potter books and old letter books in a backpack

wish i was kidding

 

the-funny-bitch:

thecatandthecobra:

welcome to australia where we try and substitute our lack of historical architecture, for real bitchin’ a collection of “big things”

image

enjoy your stay

Why is my penis not on the list then?

We’ve got one bigger

 

Compare the pair. Same age. Same income. Same super contribution. 
The difference? His fees are lower. His fees are higher. Industry SuperFunds are run only to profit members.

 

frezned:

Metro, Melbourne’s train system, just released this ad for train safety

and it’s friggin fantastic

 
 

ahuttoftea:

liquidmountain:

dietchola:

andrewbreitel:

dietchola:

look how cute this koala is

i am going to adopt him and name him swag

i bet you can’t wait till shower time (:

FUCK

jUTS WHNE  YOUT HOGUHT THERE WAS AN AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL THAT WASNT TERRIDFYGING

I’m pretty sure the mouth on the wet one is shopped.  Koalas are herbivores so it doesn’t make sense for them to have huge crazy pointy teeth like that…

No, it’s a drop bear. different species. Definitely has teeth.