Posted 3 months ago
Via: iwriteblogsnottragedies
Source: spankmethorin
Tagged as:
#WOW Europe is tiny
#AUSTRALIA
thats-what-bilbo-baggins-hates:
I may not be an Aussie, but as a part of Oceania I do get annoyed with some peoples ignorance for Aussies size.
Biggest Island and Smallest Continent!
Posted 3 months ago
Via: siobhansnape
Source: mindmeldsex
Tagged as:
#tears of pride
#AUSTRALIA
this is the macca’s australia day ad
you should watch it
Odd sense of pride rn. :P
just found out no one has died from a spider bite in australia since 1981???
Posted 4 months ago
Via: rosieg925
Source: shaggy-and-no-sleeves
Tagged as:
#everything is chips
#i love chips
#AUSTRALIA
I am Australian
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not fries they are chips
they are not Twisties they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezles they are chips
I am a simple person
do not confuse me with your fancy names
“Lollback said 13 restaurants around the country would change their signage this week as part of the company’s celebrations of Australia Day.
…Australia is the only country in the world that refers to McDonald’s as Macca’s and the restaurant has formally submitted the word to the Macquarie Dictionary for consideration in their next update.”
I was almost going to LOL, but they’re doing this shit FOR AUSTRALIA DAY.
Also, FUCK THE MACQUARIE DICTIONARY.
Posted 4 months ago
Via: morganalefaye
Source: morganalefaye
Tagged as:
#I fucking missed this country and it's beautiful people
#AUSTRALIA
As there is a fire danger today back home, the fire service is sending around these messages.
Trust someone to reply. And get an appropriate reply back.
My friends, I give you Australia.
MY MUM JUST WENT OUTSIDE TO MOVE THE CAR INTO THE SHADE AGAIN
AND THE FUCKING ROAD
MELTED THE SOLES OF HER SHOES
crazy ass fire warnings for literally the entire country
packing my harry potter books and old letter books in a backpack
wish i was kidding
Posted 5 months ago
Via: ahuttoftea
Source: thecatandthecobra
Tagged as:
#fuckin newy eh cunts
#thats my new newcastle tag
#AUSTRALIA
welcome to australia where we try and substitute our lack of historical architecture, for real bitchin’ a collection of “big things”
enjoy your stay
Why is my penis not on the list then?
We’ve got one bigger

Posted 6 months ago
Via: humdrumplumblr
Source: floorboreds
Tagged as:
#tonight is one of those nights when i blog a shit tonne of australia stuff
#AUSTRALIA
Compare the pair. Same age. Same income. Same super contribution.
The difference? His fees are lower. His fees are higher. Industry SuperFunds are run only to profit members.
Posted 6 months ago
Via: humdrumplumblr
Source: frezned
Tagged as:
#beautiful
#AUSTRALIA
Metro, Melbourne’s train system, just released this ad for train safety
and it’s friggin fantastic
Posted 6 months ago
Via: flamingpineapplefruitdoll
Source: ronniekinses
Tagged as:
#AUSTRALIA
‘STRAYAAA!!!
look how cute this koala is
i am going to adopt him and name him swag
i bet you can’t wait till shower time (:
FUCK
jUTS WHNE YOUT HOGUHT THERE WAS AN AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL THAT WASNT TERRIDFYGING
I’m pretty sure the mouth on the wet one is shopped. Koalas are herbivores so it doesn’t make sense for them to have huge crazy pointy teeth like that…
No, it’s a drop bear. different species. Definitely has teeth.









