frompawntoqueen:

Legend of the Seeker Episode 1 

Aka the only time Kahlan’s dress gets dirty 

Better, yes

But also completely different. The names are mostly the same, and there are superficial similarities, but the story goes in completely different directions. Magics work differently. Stuff that is incredibly important to some characters in the book is brushed away like it’s nothing in the show

I pretend they are different stories all together, with similar beginnings. It’s not difficult.

Richard Cypher is not Richard Rahl.

frompawntoqueen:

WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE POTION 

YOU COULD HAVE HAD SEXY TIMES

WHY DO I CARE MORE ABOUT FICTIONAL PEOPLES SEX LIVES THAN MINE?

THEY GET SO MANY FUCKING OPPORTUNITIES

PUN UNINTENDED BUT A HAPPY COINCIDENCE

AND THEN THEY JUST MOVE ON AND FORGET WHATEVER MAGIC IT WAS AND CONTINUE TO TRAVEL AND NOT HAVE THE SEXY TIMES OR EVEN MAKE OUT MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FRUSTRATED WITH A TV SHOW COUPLE THAN I HAVE WITH RICHARD CYPHER AND KAHLAN AMNELL